Tighten up Cole.
Reading through old things and last year I wrote,
"Intimacy. I want that back in 2013."
Do you really, sis?
Do you really?
Cause rn you scared to be vulnerable with other people, and that is the step before intimacy. How about some self-affirmation. Then some trust. Then some vulnerability after that trust is built & then fall into intimacy.
There it is, in a nutshell
R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit
some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.
I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??
Her body is ridiculously great!
Amazing roomie time with @ninashouse today! Drinks, shopping, just enjoying our days off!!!!
Do you realize how complex this rhyme scheme was? It makes me want to cry.
Rolling brown skin i be/
Standing 5’10 i be/
Rocking it when i be/
in yo vicinity/
Raw style synergy/
Courts? try to injure me/
Broke em down chemically/
Ain’t the number 10 mc/
Talking bout how bent i be/
Started like Kennedy/
Late like a ten to three/
When i say when i be/
Girls say “Ven aqui”/
Cuz listing to my beat/
Girls like my style see/
Way out like Tennessee/By far my fav post on tumblr.
MIGHTY MOS DEF!
If he ain’t Daddy
I remember when I had this on my Myspace page back in ‘06.
so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
If you’re not a Kenneth, we don’t have to be impressed by that.
#5. “I Don’t Own a Television”
There’s nothing wrong with not watching television. Maybe TV shows just don’t interest you, maybe you’re too busy, maybe a television once murdered your family. … Unfortunately, there’s another type of person who doesn’t own a television. This person will bring up their lack of television viewing whenever they can and then use this revelation as a stepping stone to a story about their fucking wonderfully meaningful television-free life. “I can’t even imagine owning a television,” this person will say. “We use our living room for more culturally significant things, like reading Proust in the original French and then interpreting it into postmodern dance. Did you know that the average American spends 400 hours a day in front of a television set while slowly stewing in a pile of their own filth?”
Knowing what I knew now, I went through my hair products and their ingredients list then went to the store to find products that I researched would be good for my hair.
Here’s what I found out.
THE HAIR CARE AISLE IS LITERALLY OUT TO GET US…
IM FUCKING SCREAMING
IM IN FUCKING STITCHES
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my life.