If the insane, explosive popularity if superhero movies is any indication, we are fascinated by people who are insanely better than us at any given thing. Probably because, in real life, we’re all such a bunch of incompetent boobs that we’ve been enslaved by blue paint, flashing lights and crying French babies.
But it turns out, superpowers are real. And not just the secret ones that everyone has, or even the ones everyone thinks they have — this Cracked Classic is about a group of people that, in a sane world, would already have multi-colored leather jumpsuits, delightfully mismatched personality traits and a skyscraper shaped like whatever they decide to call themselves.
After performing his landmark album Illmatic in its entirety last night at Coachella, Nas brought Jay Z to the stage to perform Dead Presidents II and Where I’m From.
Seeing these two perform after beefin in the past shows maturity & respect & how far they’ve come
left my smartphone in the sink, ootd macbook style
ur one of those people who exist and put everyone to shame lol omg <3
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
It’s called “The Allies,” by Mark S. Geston, and it’s fuckin heartbreaking. Here’s a link to read it online. (spoiler: it’s not bears.)
the best of hot occupations, side by side.
I’d have no self control around them..
I finished reading this some time ago and since then I was trying to write something coherent and meaningful. I couldn’t. Go, find it, read it, that’s all I have to say.
Hahaha this cafe is three blocks from my house
New Yorkers aren’t the only ones eating dessert hybrids. Chicago’s Waffles Cafe is selling a combination of a donut and a waffle.Um.geekscoutcookies
oh, my, god.
oh my god.
OMFG IM FUCKING DEAD HAHAHAHAHAH xD