January 2012
“I am selling this bicycle because my therapist suggested I need to come to terms...”
– best of craigslist: Stately Dutch MILF Magnet (via theoriginaljoefisher) (via catfacemeowmers) (via randallorrandy)
Dear Tumblr (a letter from Rands)
So I’m on Skype with Philly and we’re discussing Tumblr.
I joined Tumblr January 2010 so this is about to be my second year on the site. And I’m bored with myself.
Tumblr is as vivrant as ever (yes, I used a Q-Tip created word).
But me? I’m just reblogs and occasional rants.
So I go to my archive. And the first year I had Tumblr, I was ON POINT.
I never reblogged, I...
December 2011
Watchieditdreams:
They will be serving my life on a bed of equations
locsnsmile replied to your post: GIRRRRRL! We need to go to the same school so we can take Biostatistics together and share notes, lol.
Lol! It would be really good to have someone to stick it out with. I’m sure that class isn’t so bad though. Is it??!
yes ma’am. they sure will. statistics is one of the hardest classes across the board.
GIRRRRRL! We need to go to the same school so we...
locsnsmile replied to your post: My focus for 2012
Omg! That’s exactly (well almost) what I’m going to apply for. Best wishes!
I’m so nervous and excited :)
peace143whitezin asked: Lol you're so cute! Thanks hun. Are you really considering locs?
mamaskanks asked: Thank you so much for posting that. If someone would have just said something along the lines of that to me in the first place rather than jumping on the "racist" thing, I would have immediately removed the post. I really wasn't trying to offend anyone, just posting something I thought was silly.
Oh yeah, also...
notesonascandal:
queennubian:
erikaskanks:
The next time I hear/see an African-American saying “nigger”, I’ll be sure to tell he/she they’re racist. And the nest time my friend BriFi says “herro”, “prease” or pulls his eyes sideways, I’ll call him racist. And the next time I hear a Mexican use words like “beaner”, “spick”, and “wetback”, I’ll be sure to tell them they’re racist. Just because...
My focus for 2012
Just started my application to University of Tennessee School of Education, Health and Health Sciences. I’m leaning toward Public Health as a major, Community Health Education concentration. Pray for me!
“There’s money to be made in convincing black people that Jill Scott does not...”
– Taalam Acey in his poem Market for N*ggas (via knomadic)
I believe in Jesus Christ and what he did for me....
- A Facebook friend
What or how often i reblog anything concerning Jesus, cancer, how much I love my mother, missing children, etc, proves nothing really about who I am as a person. The guilt trip buck stops here.
Internet escort ads linked to women found dead in... →
sexworkerproblems:
One week. Two car trunks. Four women dead.
Detroit police may be on the hunt for a killer who might be targeting escorts after it was discovered that three of the four women found dead this month are linked to sex-related advertisements on Backpage.com, police said Monday.
The website includes dozens of come-hithers from metro Detroit escorts offering exotic fantasies...
“A sharp knife never proclaims it’s sharpness to the world…but the first to fall...”
– (via black-culture)
“I like the dark part of the night, after midnight and before four-thirty, when...”
– Dave Eggers, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (via pavorst)
LOL, I can get with that!
locsnsmile replied to your post: Oh GERL. We could discuss the relative failures of all of my crushes: requited and un-.
LOL. There would be NO judgement at the first few sessions; however, as time progresses, judgment will be due just to make sure you’re on track :) Then we can switch roles. I need to purge
I might have to bring wine doe.
Same! I basically use XKit and try to block as...
themusingsofafatshionista replied to your post: I wish
I need to figure this out too! I’ve heard of tumblr savior and also tumblr blacklists but I’m not sure how to implement them.
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I wish
I knew how to mute someone on Tumblr.
Cause I don’t have the balls to block them :(
Things that make me happy
My mommy
Working more than 10 hours at a time
Traveling to see my friends
Eating something hot, cheesy and crunchy
BABIES. BABIES. MORE BABIES. MOAR BABIES.
J Cole
Damon Wayans Jr.
J Cole and Damon Wayans Jr. in my dreams, where very few things are wrong.
Monogamous relationships
Warm feelings
Kissing
“Oh, he ate that!”
Watching movies and talking the whole time
Law and...
(found)The Most Badass Tombstones →
Oh GERL. We could discuss the relative failures of...
locsnsmile replied to your post: But she right doe!
:( Now that blows. And for him to be so smart having his PhD in that AND a professor just makes it worse. Need a hug? Need a chaise lounge and we reflect? *puts on glasses and leaves at tip of nose and pulls out notepad* Lol
I’ll bring the nutella and the tissues. You refrain from judgment and nod at appropriate times.
But she right doe!
locsnsmile replied to your post: Soooooo
BUT we’re now of age when such an age gap isn’t so problematic compared to being an adolescent…well, depending on what you liiiiikkeee lol
He’s engaged though :( He went to Cass and has his Ph.D in Cell and Cancer Biology. I’ve known him most of my life and loved him since I was 9. LOL
That was the best thing she could've said.
Me: Ma, guess who I talked to recently?
Ma: Who?
Me: That's right! Laniaya!!!!
Ma: Who?
Soooooo
the first guy I ever had a crush on is now a professor teaching biology at the University of Cincinnati. I just Googled him because my mom just talked to him on the phone and he asked about me.
I mean, yeah, he’s 13 years older than me.
But.
WatchMy life has devolved.
Now I watch Maury clips on WSHH and try to guess who’s gonna cry first.
harhardyke asked: i love how we agreed to skype while i was on break and you are never on when i am -___-
doritee asked: So basically I've been tumblr stalking you for like the last 30 mins and your tumblr is the ish so I just thought I'd let you know. Found ur bog through Kid Fury, btw =)
“Without wiping away the tears, taking a deep breath, or even bending his...”
– Toni Morrison, Song of Solomon (via ancestryinprogress)
This is (and has been for years and years) my favorite novel. This is the greatest written last few sentences of a book that I’ve ever read. It is everything.
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I wanna just
be like these young bucks and whine and complain about what I didn’t get for Christmas.
Cause I really did just ask for one thing.
Shit.
[[J Cole under my tree in nothing but a leopard Snuggie]]
Watchsignedfury:
teamcole:
J. Cole on Fuse TV’s “Hoppus On Music”
Mark told him he smells terrific at the end of the interview. I told you.
My children’s father.
harhardyke asked: hello, just wanted you to know that i love you and shit. bye now.
A Not-So-Merry McDonalds
So this year, I went to Atlanta for a visit with my boothangs Zaks and Ike. I stayed a couple of days later than I would because both of my parents work Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.
I spend most of Christmas Day driving home and get there around 5pm. We have a brand new fridge. A new empty fridge. I’m hungers so I venture out to scavenge for food.
NOTHING is open.
Repeat.
NOTHING IS...
