god i just hardcore love this music video, it’s everything i wish my life was tbh
my funeral better look like this or someone’s getting haunted
(Source: joy-factory, via xtinathegreat)
I'm Randall.
Or Randy.
Received my Bachelor's in English/Political Science in May 2011. Don't ask me what an adverb is or what's the capitol of Maine. Don't know, don't care.
Starting my prereqs for a Master's in Nursing Practice at DePaul University :)
A Northern transplant in the Bible Belt moving to Chicago Dec 2, 2012.
A Christian who disagrees with a lot of evangelicals but loves the church to death.
A black woman. (I'm black mixed with African American and a smidge of Negro).
I take a lot of pictures of myself, 12-year-old-on-Myspace style. At least I'm self-aware.
I'm a pragmatist and a proud bleeding heart
The perfect day always begins with getting dressed slowly.
I take fashion, Beyonce, hip-hop instrumentals, bills, reading as pleasure and kissing VERY seriously. Everything else, let's have a little fun :)
I love bohemians who are extraordinarily straightlaced.
I love honesty through the filter of compassion.
I love going on dates. I would be a professional dater but that's just a little too close to prostitution.
• ...and you shall receive
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Received my Bachelor's in English/Political Science in May 2011. Don't ask me what an adverb is or what's the capitol of Maine. Don't know, don't care.
Starting my prereqs for a Master's in Nursing Practice at DePaul University :)
A Northern transplant in the Bible Belt moving to Chicago Dec 2, 2012.
A Christian who disagrees with a lot of evangelicals but loves the church to death.
A black woman. (I'm black mixed with African American and a smidge of Negro).
I take a lot of pictures of myself, 12-year-old-on-Myspace style. At least I'm self-aware.
I'm a pragmatist and a proud bleeding heart
The perfect day always begins with getting dressed slowly.
I take fashion, Beyonce, hip-hop instrumentals, bills, reading as pleasure and kissing VERY seriously. Everything else, let's have a little fun :)
I love bohemians who are extraordinarily straightlaced.
I love honesty through the filter of compassion.
I love going on dates. I would be a professional dater but that's just a little too close to prostitution.
• Submit The Light Fantastic
disrespectful
yes
she has my dream hair and makeup. when I come out of this funk, I will be this fabulous. Maybe. A bit.
(Source: createdlove, via ghdos)
My bestfriend is an asshole lmao.
real shit … playing madden with a chick and she talking bout “i see dat weak ass cover 2 buc you playing, ima just run a middle screen on ya”
Wow.
niggas really out here acting like women don’t enjoy sports? but y’all the same niggas out here worrying about if her bra and panties match…and if they don’t, you’ll leave. or you at the make up counter in Macy’s telling her which brands to buy.
right.
I feel for you young ladies if this is what y’all have to pick from for dating and relationships. Not saying old niggas are much better, but damn. No progress in the last 15-20 years??
So can I move now?
About to move to Atlanta ASAP.
thanks for making me cry ghdos. Ass. lol
Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.
Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL
OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY
I wrote “fuck fuck fuck” and Shakespeare changed it to “embrace embrace hay roll”
then I took a minute to type this post and Shakespeare wrote to me: “Let not sloth dim your horrors, new-begot.”
Dickens called Poe ‘Edgar the ever-tormented soul.’
When I tried to write ‘it was a dark and stormy night’ Poe changed ‘dark’ to ‘gloomy.’
Charles Dickens changed Emily Dickinson to Dickens and she changed Dickens to Dickinson. Charles became frustrated and changed her last name to “Oliver Twist”
I am dying.
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Notes on A Scandal: One thing that REALLY bothers me about outsiders' perception of the language of Ebonics....
is when people confuse the “habitual be” and the “copula be.”
The “habitual be” connotes something that the subject does often; or something that she or he is known for doing. For example:
She be lyin’
He be in that store everyday
We be doin’ our homework
I be dancin’The “copula be” in Ebonics is almost never present. The copula is the manifestation of the verb “to be.” In Ebonics, we have what is known as the zero copula.
For example:
My name Jada.
Tomorrow her birthday.
She not mad.Ebonics doesn’t need the use of the copula be, because pragmatically, we can get things done quickly and more efficiently in our own language use. Unlike “Standard” English.
NOTE: Even though the Ebonics lexicon is the same as the “English” language and Ebonics follows some of the English language’s functions and patterns, it is not the same language. Therefore the same grammar rules do not apply. So the above examples, being functions of a language that is in use every single second of every single day on this planet, is in no way incorrect or broken English.
It is the linguistic patterns of a separate language.
And, stop confusing the two functions. Thanks.
Total - Trippin’I DON’T THINKS WORDS CAN EXPLAIN HOW OBSESSED WITH THIS SONG I AM!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(via str8nochaser)
This is the worst hair tutorial I’ve ever seen.
Wtf dude
this has to be a joke
somebody go run this hoe out of business. i wouldn’t DARE.
Sooo….the rest of her hair…..are we not going to braid it, assimilate it….er….what?
I don’t even know how to address this.
maybe it’s the cadbury creme egg talking but i am DYING over here istg
oh
I just need to know why there wasn’t even a blow out done before filming.
Because Style is a white ppl channel and they have no idea what a blowout is.
Ehow and type f are fed content from Demand Media, a content farm. The people being filmed have no say so over what they decide to film. Often they tell you that something is just a dry run or just a run through… But they put it up anyway. I’ve dealt with Demand Media’s fuckery on the Type F end of things… The backlash from from your “community” on the internet ain’t cute. Your beef is with Demand Media… Not the stylist. I know she knows better. But… Whatever.
I remember that whole Type F debacle (I labeled it “Type WTF”). This stylist looks like she’s doing this shit against her will. Seriously.
