Prince Fielder on the c over of ESPN Magazine “The Body Issue:”
“You don’t have to look like an Under Armour mannequin to be an athlete,” says Fielder in the issue. “Just because you’re big doesn’t mean you can’t be an athlete. And just because you work out doesn’t mean you’re going to have a 12-pack. I work out to make sure I can do my job to the best of my ability. Other than that, I’m not going up there trying to be a fitness model.”
round of applause for this man. I don’t give a good gotdamn about baseball, but I’m here for him
10:05 pm • 9 July 2014 • 2,124 notes
I miss the old Beyonce!
I miss when Beyonce was extra thick and wore gold all the time
10:03 pm • 9 July 2014 • 4,897 notes
I take the GRE on July 20th. Until then, I’m studying every single day, at home, at work, in the library and while in transit. I’m determined to do well! #GRE #timetogetmyMasters #freestudyguideatthelocallibrary #mylookswillonlylastsolong #studyingsucksbutiforgotgeometry
7:35 pm • 9 July 2014 • 2 notes
Songs I listened to when I was 11 that would have horrified my mother:
Nann Nigga- Trick Daddy
"Nigga you don’t know nann hoe
That don’ tried all types of shit
Who quick to deep throat the dick
And let another bitch straight lick the clit
Now you don’t know nann hoe
That’ll keep it wet like me
Make it come back to back like me
Lick a nigga nut sack like me
Now you don’t know nann hoe
That’ll ride the dick on the dime
Who love to fuck all the time
One who’s pussy fatter than mine
Bitch you don’t know nann hoe”
4:30 pm • 9 July 2014 • 1,448 notes
Dear Supreme Court: If corporations are people, does that mean people can get out of paying for things they don’t like too? http://bit.ly/1jFytQ8
(Graphic via US Uncut) http://ift.tt/TD8Q7l
4:12 pm • 9 July 2014 • 888 notes
I call this outfit “Small and Humble”
My name is Peach. I sing n stuff. Age 26. San Diego
Literally perfect figure
3:14 pm • 9 July 2014 • 1,779 notes
Thinking about hiring my ex to tutor me for two weeks before I take the GRE
but my pride is saying no. :(
I NEED A TUTOR AND SOME POTATO SALAD AND SOME FLASHCARDS AND MAYBE SOME PITA CHIPS.
fucking GRE is boolsheet.
3:13 pm • 9 July 2014 • 1 note
Detroit activist slams reporter on air for misreporting reasons for water shutoff to thousands
OMG you all have to watch this.
She’s my HERO!
3:06 pm • 9 July 2014 • 22,405 notes
I laughed harder than I should have, hahahahaha
(Source: 6yr, via kkkeisha)
1:49 pm • 9 July 2014 • 79,313 notes
“He may love you. He probably does. He probably thinks about you all the time. But that isn’t what matters. What matters is what he’s doing about it, and what he’s doing about it is nothing. And if he’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything. You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.”
this is really important (via dirtyberd)
I needed to hear this.
(Source: a-quiet-old-soul, via jenyuh)
1:38 pm • 9 July 2014 • 369,956 notes
Petition to replace Kermit with Rick Ross eating cereal.
"I saw your ‘bae’ claiming another nigga on instagram …. but that’s none of my business."
9:08 am • 9 July 2014 • 6,278 notes