- Can’t wait to go back to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I half-did a very vindictive thing today but didn’t go through with it because…..I just couldn’t. I do bad things but I can’t do really bad things. I have a strong guilt complex.
- It is very odd to hold a conversation with a person whom you KNOW is lying to you.
My face looks at their face like…….
- I love Adele but kinda lightweight hate her because she outsold Beyonce and took all the awards and things and Beyonce wasnt even nominated for shit she’s usually nominated for. That is so petty
of me.
- The above gif also applies to that.
- I miss college only because I partied every weekend. Now I’m all old and dry. :( I watch reruns of Will and Grace and make Youtube videos on the weekend. Not the same.
- I already know where to buy Girl Scout cookies and I will be buying Samoas on sight in approximately 22 hours.
- Today is the first day in almost three weeks that I’m not sick. PLEASE thank God for your health. And mine, while you’re at it. And all of you wonderful assholes of the world who are impervious to pain, cholesterol or remorse, I say you better start speaking in tongues.
