The Light Fantastic

I'm Randall.

Or Randy.

Received my Bachelor's in English/Political Science in May 2011.

A Northern transplant in the Bible Belt.

A Christian who disagrees with a lot of evangelicals but loves the church to death.

A black woman. (I'm black mixed with African American and a smidge of Negro).

I take a lot of pictures of myself, 12-year-old-on-Myspace style. At least I'm self-aware.

Just decided to pursue my Masters (starting Fall 2012) because I'm bored and miss worrying about school. Wish me luck :)

I'm a pragmatist and a proud bleeding heart

The perfect day always begins with getting dressed slowly.

I take fashion, Beyonce, hip-hop instrumentals, bills, reading as pleasure and kissing VERY seriously. Everything else, let's have a little fun :)

I love bohemians who are extraordinarily straightlaced.

I love honesty through the filter of compassion.

I love going on dates. I would be a professional dater but that's just a little too close to prostitution.

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My life.

So I’m bored.

I decided to dye my hair at 2 am because I don’t believe in booty calls ~~anymore just kidding yes I do hahahaha the jokes never stop~~

Because I’m baller as hell, I picked up the John Frieda Foam Hair Color instead of the cheap-yet-perfect 3 dollar box of color I usually get.

(I have trouble managing money because of dumbass decisions like this…….)

So anyway, because I’m lazy, I’m doing this hair color thing in bed. No drip foam means no mess right? Right? right?

WRONGO, COMRADES.

I got some of the red color on my beautiful white down comforter. It looks like I gave birth on this bedspread that cost more than my bedframe.

I should join Mensa.

2:26 am • 26 February 2012