So I get on Twitter. La la la. I see my babygirl Jill Scott say she finally saw that horrific mutilation of the concept of performance by Nicki Minaj at the Grammys this year.
What she said:
I finally watched the Minaj performance on the Grammy’s, wow
Art for art sake I suppose. She has the right to express herself and she took that right. Nuff said.
Apparently, it was time for the collective cumstains of the Barbie world to get in their feelings.
The hole-in-the-condoms of Black Tween Twitter “defended” their Barb with fat jokes and “how much did your last album sell doe?!?!?”
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Now, I don’t get mad when people talk shit about Beyonce. One, because everything aint for everybody. Two, no matter what you think about her, few can deny she is a talented performer. But most of all, she’s a part of a realm where dragging and talking shit is par for the course. She’s a pop star, not a poet.
But JILL SCOTT?!?!?
JILL SCOTT, MY NIGGAS??!?!?!!?
I almost pulled out my AK-47 on a fuckin website.
I had to log off and meditate to some “Slowly, Surely”.
This. Is. A. Grown. Ass. Woman. You. Are. Speaking. To. You. Little. Shits.
Not a pop princess.
Not a part of the stan wars.
No one simply STANS for Miss Jill. .She’s beyond that kinda shit. She has written things that have ripped me open and healed me.
Nicki Minaj might make me move my shoulders a little from time to time but her catalogue aint shit lyrically and her image is straight up embarrassing in the grand scheme of Famous Black Woman.
AND WHAT’S MORE?! THE PERFORMANCE WAS FUCKING AWFUL.
- That performance by Nicki Minaj at the 2012 Grammy’s was less entertaining than the last shit I took.
- That performance by Nicki Minaj at the 2012 Grammys was worse than the originator of the Catholic Church Demonized ripoff Lady Gaga. At least Gahggs can sing and dance worth a fuck while pretending to have the depth to mock religion for the sake of album sales.
- That performance by Nicki Minaj at the 2012 Grammys was proof that the devil might have a fuckin point to tryna trick us all into Hell.
- That performance by Nicki Minaj was not artistic. It was not meaningful. That song is bullshit because Nicki Minaj (as cute and feisty and fun as she is) is bullshit.
NICKI MINAJ AND JILL SCOTT ARE NOT PEERS.
Because someone who can burp the ABCs and still be deeper, realer, flyer and higher than that extract-a-rib cartoon said what we ALL know, she has to be inconvenienced in her mentions.
I hate that parents dont teach their children how to be a fan of something without losing their fucking minds.
I don’t have the power to report these niggas to that dude who shot up his daughter’s laptop. But ohhhhhh if I could……
No wait, I lied.
Most of all, I hate that I can’t find my leather belt with the extra wide holes so I can dutifully whup their ass. Not even in a mean way. In that TEACHABLE way.
I’m over it. Damn JUNIORCOONS.
