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I'm Randall.

Or Randy.

Received my Bachelor's in English/Political Science in May 2011.

A Northern transplant in the Bible Belt.

A Christian who disagrees with a lot of evangelicals but loves the church to death.

A black woman. (I'm black mixed with African American and a smidge of Negro).

I take a lot of pictures of myself, 12-year-old-on-Myspace style. At least I'm self-aware.

Just decided to pursue my Masters (starting Fall 2012) because I'm bored and miss worrying about school. Wish me luck :)

I'm a pragmatist and a proud bleeding heart

The perfect day always begins with getting dressed slowly.

I take fashion, Beyonce, hip-hop instrumentals, bills, reading as pleasure and kissing VERY seriously. Everything else, let's have a little fun :)

I love bohemians who are extraordinarily straightlaced.

I love honesty through the filter of compassion.

I love going on dates. I would be a professional dater but that's just a little too close to prostitution.

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Whats a nice way to tell someone that they suck at washing dishes???

4twenty2:

yea…its possible….

We all know someone whoz cups we dont wanna drink out of…..

I shant tell a lie. That non-dishwashing Negress was me all while I was growing up. My mother would be bogue as hell and take ALL THE DISHES out of the cabinet and make me rewash them. More than once in my life. Possible at age 16.

BUT THEN I got to college, got my own place where no one else washed my dishes and I was sick of being deficient. And dried on ramen is a bitch. So.

4:35 pm • 28 February 2012 • 2 notes

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I shant tell a lie. That non-dishwashing Negress was me...while I was growing up. My...
randallorrandy said: instant reblog/dap
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