I’m hungry but the vacuums I live with drank all the fucking milk. So no Raisin Bran for me.
Luckily, there is a cinnamon raisin bagel and pineapple cream cheese in the fridge.
I toast the bagel nice and hot so the cream cheese will melt lovingly on the bagel slice.
Take it down to my quarters.
Eat half of it.
It tastes like making out on top of the covers in the morning after your brushed your teeth but before you brushed your hair and it’s early so you don’t have to REALLY be up for another thirty minutes.
The other half falls face down on the floor.
No more lunch.
